QuickBooks Senior Moments

Filed in Florida by on January 6, 2010

 

 

QuickBooks Senior Moments, from Fort Lauderdale to Philadelphia:
(Best viewed full screen.)


An older couple boarded a full plane. They had to pass 
their seats to put carry-ons in the overhead bins.  The wife suddenly screamed that her bag was lost.


She raced 
to the front of the plane and ran off, though the crew said it was too late and she would not get back on. 
Despite this, she then ran to a nearby restaurant, where she asked about her bag. An employee misunderstood and gave her an empty garbage bag!

This made the wife cry hysterically, as she raced back to the plane.  She was most upset by her phone, which kept ringing. She found out why only after managing to board and reach her husband.


He was calmly dialing and redialing her phone from their seats, where she left her bag, four rows from where she screamed.


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QuickBooks Senior Moments in Sarasota, Florida:

 

An elderly woman finished shopping.  On going to her car, she found some men starting to take it. She dropped her bags, pulled out a gun and screamed, “I have a gun and know how to use it!”

 

 

 


The men did not wait a second. 
They jumped out and ran like mad. The shaken women put her bags in and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken she could not get her key in the ignition. After trying for a while, she realized 
why.  It was for the same reason that there was a 
football, a Frisbee and two packs of beer on the front seat.


A few minutes later she found her car, a few stalls down. She loaded her packages in the right car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

 

 

The police Sergeant, to whom she told her story,
could not stop laughing.  He pointed to the other
end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly woman.

No one filed charges. 

 

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What is the moral of these QuickBooks senior moments?


If you are going to have QuickBooks senior moments, make them good!

 

 

 

 

(Almost)  Happy Birthday Joann!

 

It is really nice to look for
QuickBooks senior moments,
after 46 years of love,especially
since you are still listening to me,
even when I keep talking about
QuickBooks Senior Moments.

After all, I write this for
http://QuickBooks-Blog.com/

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