Jokes: What’s a free gift?

Filed in Accounting, Business by on October 4, 2013

Aren’t all gifts free?






I never knew real happiness until I married.
    Then it was too late.






Put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.






Talk is cheap, except from Congress.






Where there’a a will, I want to be in it.






We get heavier as we get older because we know a lot more.
    That’s my story and i am sticking to it. 






For many more of these, please see the excellent Great One Liners book, from Amazon or your local library. 


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