Jokes: Marriage means commitment – so does insanity

Filed in Accounting, Business by on September 29, 2013

 

 

 

 

 

I married Miss Right.
I didn’t know her first name was Always.

 

 

 

 

The three marriage rings:
E
ngagement ring
    Wedding ring
    Suffer-ring

 

 

 

 

My kids asked how long I would be gone.
I said, “The whole time.”

 

 

 

 

 

Love is grand. Divorce is 100 grand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After things go from bad to worse, the cycle repeats.

(but so do the good things, and the best is yet to come) 

 

 

 

 

For many more of these, please see the excellent Great One Liners book, from Amazon or your local library. 

 

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