Jokes: Life is sexually transmitted

Filed in Accounting, Business by on October 1, 2013







Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?






No one listens until you make a mistake.






Funeral home sign:
Drive carefully. We can wait.






I could not afford an operation, so my doctor touched up the X-rays.






Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.







For many more of these, please see the excellent Great One Liners book, from Amazon or your local library.


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