Jokes: Life is sexually transmitted

Filed in Accounting, Business by on October 1, 2013

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

 

 

 

 

No one listens until you make a mistake.

 

 

 

 

 

Funeral home sign:
Drive carefully. We can wait.

 

 

 

 

 

I could not afford an operation, so my doctor touched up the X-rays.

 

 

 

 

 

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

 

 

 

 

 

 

For many more of these, please see the excellent Great One Liners book, from Amazon or your local library.

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