Jokes: Be nice to your kids

Filed in Accounting, Business by on October 3, 2013

They’ll chose your nursing home.






Whose cruel idea put an “s” in lisp?

(I really want to know.)






Two theories about how to argue with a woman:

    None work






A will is a dead giveaway.






Classified ad: Wife wanted.

    100 reples: You can have mine.







He who dies with the most toys is still dead.






I decided to live forever.
    So far, so good.






For many more of these, please see the excellent Great One Liners book, from Amazon or your local library. 


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