Amazing Medical Progress

Filed in Accounting, Business by on March 13, 2011

Our amazing medical progress is increasingly impressive. Here are examples:

In Israel, they took off a man’s testicles and put them in another man. In 6 weeks, he was looking for work.

In Germany, they took part of a brain and put it in another man. In 4 weeks, he was looking for work.

In Russia, they took out half of a heart and put it in another man. In 2 weeks, he was looking for work.

In the United States, they took a person from Kenya, with no brains, no heart and no balls. They made him President and in two years everyone was looking for work!

It is too bad that Obamacare tried to stop all our amazing medical progress, but it will not succeed. 

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