Archive for May, 2011

Dumb Joke 6

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Dumb Joke 6

This is my last dumb joke for today. Dumb Joke 6   "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," –A congressional candidate in Texas .           Dumb Joke 6  

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Dumb Joke 5

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Dumb Joke 5

This is my latest Dumb Joke. Dumb Joke 5   "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," –Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .             Dumb Joke 5  

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Dumb Joke 4

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Dumb Joke 4

Here is one more dumb joke.   Dumb Joke 4   "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," –Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.         Dumb Joke 4  

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Dumb Joke 3

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Dumb Joke 3

These may not all be great dumb jokes, but the combined effect is very good. Dumb Joke 3 "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," — Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign,                   Dumb […]

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Dumb Joke 2

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Dumb Joke 2

This also seems like an unusually good dumb joke to me. Dumb Joke 2 "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." –Mariah Carey  

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Dumb Joke 1

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Dumb Joke 1

This seems like an unusually good dumb joke to me. Dumb Joke 1 On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live […]

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Immortal QuickBooks Vacation

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Immortal QuickBooks Vacation

I never expected to take an immortal QuickBooks vacation, but I had one for five weeks. That was how long I stopped blogging and took a QuickBooks vacation. What it made it immortal was that there is now enough QuickBooks and FairTax material to keep attracting new readers. Thanks to new and regular readers like […]

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Ridiculous QuickBooks Bug – Payroll

Ridiculous QuickBooks Bug – Payroll

Before you fix an old QuickBooks paycheck, you should know about a ridiculous QuickBooks bug. The planned obsolescence of this ridiculous QuickBooks bug relates to replacing old payroll tax tables with new ones, without retaining the old ones for the prior year. This bug will now make it difficult or impossible for you to correct […]

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GFI QuickBooks Support, Automatic QuickBooks Support

GFI QuickBooks Support, Automatic QuickBooks Support

The more we use GFI QuickBooks Support (automatic QuickBooks support) the more it impresses us and our clients. I expected GFI Quickbooks support (automatic QuickBoooks support) to provide: Travel time savings. Remote support (like GoToMyPC or Logmein). Ridiculously fast and easy setup. No need for client participation after setup.   Time saving central console (one GoToAssist-like login […]

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